clingylilkoala:

My type is men who talk to me the same way they talk to their cat

hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

When she’s losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

theamazingbard:

i love it when people can’t finish telling a joke or a story because they are laughing so hard. they get the giggles and whatever they are saying is absolutely incomprehensible. nothing could be as funny as watching them struggle through it, nothing could be as infectious as their joy. truly a wonderful human moment

alethiaii:

transenbyhollis:

you told your toddler not to be rude and so now he is developing an incredible skill with sick fucking burns

omg…but the last one with pinching fingers together and ‘this much delicious’ is fucking excellent

i am using this from now on

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

deathgasmic:

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

louisegluckpdf:

louisegluckpdf:

“well. plays the cards i’m given” has profoundly changed something in me. litany against wallowing in an unsatisfactory situation

jpgs that radically altered my worldview

kosmogrl:

lizardsister:

slitherpunk:

women with horns

fourphoenixfeathers:

death-threat-collector:

weepingwillo:

kristiemewisstan:

atlinmerrick:

fysticalmorest:

pawton-meowity:

jamie-is-spooky:

razzal213:

borzboy:

yondus-wife:

scoobertdoobertlove:

ladyallo:

colorguardian18:

a-walking-lovesong:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

some additions from my own collection

This is a good summary of my life.

Hello, I hope this your day. It sure did mine. Cheam Creems absolutely sent me.